Things That Won't Get You Out of the City

• Dropkicking a dwarf
  
• Balancing on six feet of couch cushions
  
• Following crazy advice from crazy cursed people (finding a pattern here?)
  
• Jumping into the fountain when it's beer
  
• --- wait, what??
  

Dear Santa,

Things I Want for Christmas

• An unbreakable tablet
  
• For my weapon rune to be unsealed
  
• A way out for ( Read more... )

( Police Filter || Unhackable )

That's the third time that curse has come around for me, and I'd heard back then that my first time was not its first time. So, four times the strange people have invaded the city, at least. Has any other curse come back so often? I suppose I was kind of hoping that he might have come back like last time too....The first time I just ignored them as ( Read more... )

. . . . I don't remember there being so many wolves the last time that curse came around. At least I wasn't flying into trees that much this time. I'm really going to have to study up on faerie tales more. In-between trying to watch every possible movie that a curse could come from...

And once again the the... where did I put that paper with the ( Read more... )

EDIT : It seems the cursed invaders who know too much are back again.

Hey Invaders! If you know so much, how do we get out of this place?

Whoever that giant caterpillar was during Halloween you seemed familiar I'm sorry for trying to eat you. You were something like 6x my size at the time, but that didn't seem to stop me ( Read more... )